Now isn't this what we are waiting for? Soon enough dear friends, the Republican party will simply implode. Collapse from within--poof! Maybe the Tea Party fantasy of turning North America into South America will not come to fruition after all......(But I'll sure miss building those giant walls around our homes).
While I am patiently waiting for the conservative implosion, I have had some time on my hands to try and figure out --who are all these bozos buying up the assault weapons?? What kind of person thinks they need a house full of assault weapons??
I have actually Googled the topic and mostly find : "because of the upcoming ban".
What does that mean? Is it like buying the last Twinkies? Are they going to be selling all that ammo on Ebay soon for a mark up?
The other answer you hear is that it's a trendy "prepper" type of thing. "The hungry urbanite liberals will be coming for my chickens and water you know".
Well FYI preppers--the hungry liberals coming after your free range eggs don't have any assault weapons! They don't even have any broken old shot guns or sling shots.
So when the giant Meteorite or whatever happens, you may have hungry hipsters at your doorsteps, but most likely they'll only be looking to charge their iphones (to look for an open Panera , maybe a Starbucks?) They may resort to attacking you--via blog. Or how about the most violent thing an urban liberal knows how to do? Scream at Fox news perhaps?
So you'll be attacking these poor well dressed individuals with assault weapons, as they hide under their ipads and beg for mercy? Just give them the eggs damn it.
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