Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Ask Why When Spreading A Conspiracy Theory, Ok???

Here we go again, another conspiracy theory is on the loose. This time that crazy Obama staged the Newton massacre, in order to push through gun control! 
(Don't know how all that government "red tape" disappears when it's time to pull off a hoax ...(?) Maybe the department of vast hoaxes could rewrite the tax code?) But I regress...
The way I see things--you need to look at the "why"--what is the motivation?? I keep hearing that Obama's entire mischievous agenda is to "take away our guns". But can anyone follow that up with a good "why?"
What is he planning to do with unarmed Americans? Turn them into the French? (yummy! 2 hour lunches, more wine, longer vacations) or worse!--Canada?? Will we wear sued shoes, ice skate and say "eh" all day long?  I'm sure the birthers simply assume there will be a grand military coup, and all the white men will be forced on to trains heading for Wyoming (but won't they be happier there?)
Or the worse case scenario: if we had no guns, we would be like the Japanese. With their ridiculously safe nation and zero gun homicide rate! But now who would want that?

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