Would Laser Cats Be Permitted?

I decided to research a little bit on Google if there are in fact any neighborhood subdivisions that disallow households from keeping massive amounts of firearms. (you know--maybe some folks would want covenants preventing militias nearby)
 From my limited (I do pretend to have a life you know) searches, I came upon numerous covenant lists for normal, boring ass subdivisions. The language was pretty much unanimous regarding guns and weapons, stating only: "no discharge of firearms of any kind from the property."
So in effect--keep as many weapons, explosives or whatever you like in the home--as long as we don't hear it..
The crazy thing is, that these same covenants would list--"two household pets per home are permitted".  So,the logic is--you can have like 35 assault rifles--but not 3 cats. Or say two cats and a dog. What about a rabbit and two gerbils? (Or heaven forbid "nuisance growths" i.e.-weeds) That is certainly forbidden.

My question is--if you have "laser cats" (like on SNL) are they considered constitutionally protected weapons, thus allowing more than two per household in the subdivision??