Finally (!) I have found a right-wing extremist cause that makes sense to me. The crazy drone hunters. Basically the good folk out west are preparing to "hunt" them drones as they are released into the sky above...
Sure, their reasoning stems from the whole paranoid police state thing---which only overshadows the real issue: drones will be a complete and total menace to public safety.
One of the celebrated benefits of our drone filled future is that they will deliver pizza's right to your home! Imagine that, parachuting pizzas falling from the sky, ejected from a heavy remote controlled object-- operated by your local pizza delivery guy. What could go wrong? (And just think --they are talking about legalizing pot at about the same time)
Say goodbye to peaceful sunsets and bird watching, as your view and tranquility will be forever replaced by annoying flying contraptions. Not to mention the inevitable drone crashes, equipment failures, loose parts, bird collisions and all the other crazy things that will soon be falling from the sky.
Is anyone even paying attention to how many small aircraft crash on any given week? Now imagine those same events, in urban neighborhoods, but at lower altitudes with increased frequency!
As much as I am all for increased pizza consumption, I refuse to accept a society filled with dangerous robotic eyesores contributing to the national brain injury epidemic. For crying out loud, leave the remote controlled toys on the ground!
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