I'll admit--- I really want to bitch and moan about the record breaking cold here in Alaska. But everyone else is already doing it. Overheard the line: "even the mosquitoes are wearing parkas" the other day-- which summarizes this ridiculous weather situation quite well. As somehow the stupid mosquitoes are not dying off, yet it keeps snowing outside!!??
So let me talk about something more related to summer. Namely pool pee. I just read two sort of gross articles on the high percentage of people who admit to "relieving themselves in public pools". Why ?? Don't they realize the pee or poop (!) will just recirculate right back and get into their nostrils? Is the American population becoming ayurvedic? Maybe they are really enlightened and experimenting with free fecal transplantation to improve their immune systems??
Of course the more realistic theory: people are just plain lazy and gross!! Stop it you weirdos!!
Or else all pools will have soon host signs (like I the one at a condo pool in Maui) "anyone unable to hold their urine must wear rubber pants while swimming". There you have it!
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