What Nobody Else will Tell You!

Ever wonder what people are really thinking--behind the white lies and all that other polite junk??? Lets put on our decoder rings and enter some true human thoughts:
What childless people think of kids:
--"they are loud, annoying and sticky, please put them away and don't let them on planes".
What pet-haters think of your dog:
--"dogs are dumb, dangerous and lick their butt. Keep them in muzzles and away from me".
What people with kids (and/or dogs) think:
--"Isn't my kid (or pet) the cutest thing ever???"

What rich people really think of the poor, working or middle class:
--"they are lazy, unmotivated and dim-witted". (think Paul Ryan)
Ed. note here: The well off are usually painfully unaware of privileges they grew up with (family, better genetics, cars or college ed by parents). Blissful denial of their privileged upbringing, leads to a merry enjoyment of wealth without guilt!

What poorer people think of the rich:
--"Maybe it's luck, maybe who you know, but something sure smells fishy"--(this confused
suspicion is what leads to the phenomena known as "voting against ones best interest".)

What thin people think of fat:
--"they are lazy and weak willed." (like any addict, can't turn down a good doughnut)

What fat people think of the thin:
--"they have faster metabolisms and are angry all the time".

What working moms think of the stay-at-home moms:
--"They are a bunch of crazy, ill-informed boobs".

What stay-at-home moms think of working moms:
--"They are selfish twits, only thinking about themselves and possibly drinking too much..."

What men really think about women:
--"I don't care if she's a psycho bitch or dumb as rocks- as long as she's hot".

What women really think about men:
--"I'll handle old, bald and unfaithful --if it involves tons of money" (this one was proven to be crazy true: a university study showed that 75% of college girls would marry a billionaire even if he was a polygamist!)

What Canadians think about Americans:
--"They are a bunch of self-absorbed, undereducated cowboys".

What Americans think about Canada:
--"Canada who?"